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A rock band from Glasgow. Well known for their insanely original sound, for puttin on the best damn show of your life, and because at every one of their gigs, every member of the audience has had the best sex of their lives afterwards.

The line up consists of:
Main Stage Matt - Lead Vocals
Padmasta Flash - Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Gypsy Jordan - Rhythm/Lead Guitar
Fliam - Bass
Ali K - Drums
Guy 1 - Dude, Matt finally got his hole!
Guy 2 - Seriously? How come?
Guy 1 - Took him to see Rifter last night man!
Guy 2 - Damn, were they playing?! I can't believe i missed that, i haven't been laid in a week..
Guy 1 - You just missed the opportunity of a lifetime dude
by Padmasta April 12, 2009
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Butt crack, usually visible when bent over with loose pants.
The plumbers bent over and showed us his rifter.
by Another JohnDoe from somewhere February 07, 2010
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A floating turd. Usually found in toilets, but can be found in pools, oceans, lakes, etc...
Omg! Who dropped those rifters over there next to the rock?!
by Josh Witt April 28, 2007
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the best thrift store resale business in the game @_rifter (instagram)
Have you ever been to a thrift store?
"No I just buy stuff at Rifter, it's away better."
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