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John: Hey look, he's about to do that dare...
Greg: What was he dared to do?
John: He's gonna pull out his sack while he stands on top of the bar.
Greg: The ridiculocity of that situation comes up as 2.1 seconds!!!
(Why 2.1 seconds only? Some people would expect it to be significantly faster, but you have to also increase brain lag when taking into account just how ridiculous something is. If something is just so inconcievably ridiculous, you must understand that some people will not be able to register the information right away.)
Greg: What was he dared to do?
John: He's gonna pull out his sack while he stands on top of the bar.
Greg: The ridiculocity of that situation comes up as 2.1 seconds!!!
(Why 2.1 seconds only? Some people would expect it to be significantly faster, but you have to also increase brain lag when taking into account just how ridiculous something is. If something is just so inconcievably ridiculous, you must understand that some people will not be able to register the information right away.)
by rabidapeshit April 13, 2009
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Ridiculocity
Re-dic-u-laws-si-te'
1. Sometimes situations are just Ridiculous.......
And sometimes they are Ridiculous and an Atrocity at the same time.
2. Without common law.
(Synonyms of Ridiculous include):
nonsensical, ludicrous, funny, droll, comical, farcical. See absurd.
a·troc·i·ty (ə-trŏs'ĭ-tē)
n. pl. a·troc·i·ties
Appalling or atrocious condition, quality, or behavior; monstrousness
Re-dic-u-laws-si-te'
1. Sometimes situations are just Ridiculous.......
And sometimes they are Ridiculous and an Atrocity at the same time.
2. Without common law.
(Synonyms of Ridiculous include):
nonsensical, ludicrous, funny, droll, comical, farcical. See absurd.
a·troc·i·ty (ə-trŏs'ĭ-tē)
n. pl. a·troc·i·ties
Appalling or atrocious condition, quality, or behavior; monstrousness
It was Ridiculocity that she started the fight in the casino but the bit boss asked me to leave and not her.
This place is Ridiculocity......
You are Ridiculocity...
That DJ is Ridiculocity...
It was much nicer hanging out with you this weekend, than last weekend. You were much less Ridiculocity.
This place is Ridiculocity......
You are Ridiculocity...
That DJ is Ridiculocity...
It was much nicer hanging out with you this weekend, than last weekend. You were much less Ridiculocity.
by DJJBDetroit1996 February 09, 2010
4
A week ago Joe was randomly slapped by someone he didn't know and now the whole school knows due to a quick ridiculocity.
by Kyle with help from Joe December 05, 2006