To suck the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex (also know as santorum) out of someone's ass

The act of repairing or modifying something half-ass with duct tape or hot glue.

when an event or situation or object gets ruined due to someone else's negligence.

to get extremely pissed at somthing like uncalmdownable

verb: to remove santorum orally.

v. To totally beast at something (sometimes followed by "on")

to completely and utterly screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burched situation.