1) Runs a popular humor website.

2) Is fucking hilarious.

3) Is a prominent figure online, who is both loathed and loved throughout the interweb.

4) Initiated a massive crusade against pedophile websites, resulting in an anti-pedophile web movement and hateful backlash from said pedos (because their sites got fuxxored :D)

Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.

A god among men.

The owner and webmaster of somethingawful.com; the man who laid the foundation for all goons; the leader and trend setter for all Internet journalism.

He has brown hair, his car is black, has two dogs, likes to drink soda, and has this bad gas problem where he farts uncontrollably in the mornings after he wakes up and then, to cover his tracks, he kind of gives this disappointed look at his dogs, just in case somebody walks by and smells his gas.

Drama loving hypocrite faggot. Needs to take his 300 mental meds including Ritalin everyday to function properly.

Loves the yellowtail and his wife happens to be a fucking mongoloid.

Defender of the photoshop, hero in the War on Bad Photoshop...

He is the master. He is, Jeff K.