v. 1.to score a thousand points, pull down a million rebounds, and dish out a kajillion assists on a nightly basis

2. to do as Rajon Rondo and Roy Hibbert do

3. to dominate your fantasy basketball league

n. what a basketball frog says after crossing you over

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.