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a marijuana ciggarette which is twisted at the end and rolled into such a shape which a high dude could cold jab a suckers ribs with.
"yo man fold up another rib jabber i got this mad essay to write and i need some thing to chill me out, also get me a chilli and make a cup of tea will ya, cheers ya dickhead."
by tommy sparks April 30, 2005
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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