Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
He is the man of your dreams. You'll meet him and instantly dream of kissing him under the starlight. His smile will make your heart melt. His eyes are beautiful and his style is immaculate. Riad is funny, and cursed, and adorable, and handsome. He may be a bit of a crackhead but that only adds to his appeal.
Person 1: Haha yeah I was just hanging out with Riad, I love that dude
Person 2: Woah what? Bruh you should've invited me or something you know I would die for him
Person 2: Woah what? Bruh you should've invited me or something you know I would die for him
by matteokin69420 May 11, 2019
A person who enjoys being ridiculed and humiliated for having too big of an ego to cover up the fact that he is loute.
Riad loute.
by Loutector0G November 23, 2019
by Riado September 07, 2016
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
