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A substandard 5-a-side soccer legend. A sub for Burgh Vale. One of the orginal INCAS lineup. The hammer of the Jazz.
Riach just burst the onion bag with that shot.. The Jazz will be greeting!

Jazz player (you know who you are) why are you crying? Riach and the INCAS just pumped us at MNL.

Riach = Fat Scottish Ronaldo
by Riach May 20, 2016
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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