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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
by E-Trock April 28, 2005
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When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.
Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.
by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018
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Ritard is 10 times worse then a retard, when your a ritard, your brain is the size of big shaqs nostrils
Wow that guy is such a ritard
by Explainstheexplanations April 26, 2018
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Any Female who does not accept that their vote counts as 1/2 and any male vote counts as 10.
Those girls were Ritards for thinking they were right in that democratic process.
by NOJELLOSHOTS February 28, 2010
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A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools
I wish this ri-tard would shut up so I can order my water ice.
by Orchard August 01, 2006
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That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music
Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...
by Gayritard69 March 17, 2021
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Oh it's nothing like what you think it is!

Ritard refers to a musical term that means getting slower. It is the shortened form of "ritardanto".
At bar 64, the orchestra needs to do a ritard leading to the next phrase.
by StartWithSobble May 25, 2021
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