Despite previous Urban Dictionary entries, rhythm stick is cockney rhyming slang for dick.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Indication of Ian Dury's need to use a walking stick due to polio.
Also a reference to a drumstick.

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.