A small, expensive liberal arts college located in the middle of Memphis, TN. Easily recognized by its beautiful matching stone buildings (a reference of the Princeton architectural style) and gorgeous landscaping. Known as "Southwestern" until 1984, it is respected for its English and Biology departments. The student population is predominately high class whites; politically, it is fairly balanced. Greek life plays a major role in the social scene, hosting several dances a year and parties every week. Drinking is also a common pastime of Rhodes students.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A prominent clown college located in Memphis, Tennessee where students learn to juggle. Known for strong programs in balloon-tying and nose-squeaking.

A sorry excuse for students to keep pretending their in still in highschool. The honor code includes a sharing policy which covers everything from your panties to your boyfriend. The only recreation is drinking so learn to hold your alcohol but if you can't, being to' up from tha flo' up is an excuse for anything. Class is optional but parties are not. Put your drinking face on.