Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.
by Maple Jay July 10, 2018
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a feast; too much food: over indulgence of food
Now you feel like shit because you had a rhino munch at lunch!
by phx-shc March 16, 2012
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The Rhino party is a Canadian political party that deserves all the votes. They have all the great ideas; Counting the 1000 islands, bringing Canada off the gold standard and on to the snow standard, painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times, Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will, Knocking down the Rocky Mountains and building giant bicycle paths sloping downhill in both directions, so Canadians could coast from coast to coast, and to increase the safety of Canadian children, the name of newborns must be at least 12 letters, including a capital letter, a number and a special character.
Did you vote for the rhino party?
by Server's Favorite Rhino March 24, 2021
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Sport/Game. Involves riding large women at the bar around for as long as possible. One selects his or her "rhino" competitor selects opposing "rhino", at a predetermined signal they mount. The winner is the last to be dislodged. Alternatively a preset "finish line" could be selected.
We are going rhino racing at the bar, will you join us?
by reddeeraltafan December 11, 2010
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