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A person who has mastered the art of throwing out sexual references or sexual innuendos in the hopes of getting laid but no response is necessary. The person throwing out the sexual references is one who can't get laid.
Jesus to Sally "You're looking really hot tonight. I think I pitched a tent seeing you in that dress!"

Sally pauses with blank stare and says nothing.

Sam, "Man Jesus is such a rhetotirsexual."
by Hefty n Handy smurf March 31, 2010
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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