Verb. The ancient practice of pulling ones rectum inside out, and getting a four legged mammal to lick it clean. Due to the inefficient hygiene practices of the early seventeen hundreds, many residents of the Ottoman Empire died due to mismanaged Proctitis and rabies cases. Some historians believe that it may have been this very practice that single handedly lead to the collapse of the ottoman empire in 1908.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.