Review (ri-'vyü): Noun.
1.) A critical evaluation (as of a book or play)

2.) A retrospective view or survey (as of one's life)

3.) An ego-booster/deflator for aspiring writers on Fan fiction.net and other fan fiction websites; often said ‘writers’ will beg on hands and knees for reviews and stoop to bribery for reviews.
I’ll give you a virtual ten-million dollars in you PLEASE review!
by Invaderk November 08, 2006
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Youtube's favorite show, *clap* MEME REVIEW *clap*.
The place where memes die, each meme reviewed on this show is considered deceased.
Old Meme: I heard that pewdiepie will have me on *clap* Meme Review *clap* tommorow.
Meme community: We always loved you, goodbye friend :(
So sad, can we seize the memes of production?
by MemeEconomist May 24, 2018
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Condescending asshole. Actively misinterprets everything you say.
Stop it Dave, you're acting like an absolute Reviewer 2.
by scholar42 May 17, 2016
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Fondling a girl's breasts or a guy's package to make sure the goods are real before agreeing to have sex.
"Cathy got prior reviewed at school today, so I guess she's about to get some tonight."
by wmbrennan February 13, 2010
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A person that constantly begs for people to leave comments and reviews on their writing. Generally done by poor writers and children. Is most prominent in Fanfiction Communities.
REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!

"Damn. This person is a review whore."
by Kai-Chan94 January 02, 2012
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The greatest piece of Japanese fiction to ever exist.
"Men only want one thing and it's disgusting."
What men want: Interspecies Reviewers Season 2
by The King of Antarctica July 13, 2020
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