Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.
"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
by Rooster Jake August 25, 2011
The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 08, 2010
Dawg how about eating a taco?
Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.
Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!
Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.
Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!
by edwild22 March 02, 2009
A band from Cullman, Alabama consisting of a female vocalist, weird guitar player,stinky bass player, African drummer, and awesome keyboard player.
by Supahdupah!! April 12, 2009
From "Superman": The kiss through which Lois Lane realizes that Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same. This term is fast becoming widely used amongst Shippers and other fans of the comics' romantic triangle with a twist.
We've been waiting since 1980 for the vindication of that mind-wiping Kiss of Forgetfulness and Smallville hath finally delivered, and with Super-Style, the Kiss of Revelation!
by Die Hard Romantic SciFi Geek August 07, 2010
One whom is a regular Party Person whom attends the Independent DIY Non Corporate Underground LIVE Music Festivals in the UK & WORLDWIDE
UNITY thru MUSIC
UNITY thru MUSIC
I am a 'Festival Reveller' & I love to MUNIFY with all my Friends & Family at the Independent DIY Non Corporate Non Profit Underground Old Skool Music Festivals in the UK
by chaos girl February 04, 2018
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