Urban Dictionary: Returd

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009

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(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011

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An abbreviation for a retarded turd.

"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"

by Peckerama April 04, 2008

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Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

by Captain Standley May 12, 2007

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An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.

He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!

by ahoythar. September 22, 2010

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Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.

Ehmagad, he is such a returd!

by Jaidee June 19, 2006

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I little shit that keeps coming back

Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us

by DaveyG1986 June 06, 2007

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