Young people that dress in the fashion trends of the 70's/80's but are convinced that it's a new look.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

old AND retarded

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.