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Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?
by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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When someone is so retarded that they become retorted
Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows he’s retorted
by Bigballboy23 July 10, 2019
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say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.
"β€œNo need to be rude,” retorted Isabel"
by Nyala_Monica_37 July 16, 2017
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Way of saying retarded for high intelligence people especially those doing AS Physics. Not to be confused with a retort stand which is used to measure the length of ones PP.
Choi Lik Sit is so retorted
by AaryanPrasad(Not My Real Name) November 20, 2020
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