Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

When someone is so retarded that they become retorted

say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.

Way of saying retarded for high intelligence people especially those doing AS Physics. Not to be confused with a retort stand which is used to measure the length of ones PP.