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A Retong is the love child or indeed the combination of a mong and a retard.
Sam you are such a fuckin retong, honestly sometimes you act a proper fucktard...
by Jus call me J August 29, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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