Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).

When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

When you lose your job, and you're a loser from Ohio who can't figure out how to get another job ever again.

When u used to be a hoe but now u aren’t single but u still talk about hella snacks because your a retired hoe

Kitchen slang called out by an expeditor or chef when a customer orders a strip steak cooked well done. (over done and dried up)