Someone who goes beyond the retard to a point of full retardation otherwise known as Archie McNicol

Eduardo Gutierrez

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.

The ultimate form of retardation.

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."

A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.

He also may flake.

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.