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a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.
Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.

Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.

Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
by SmallKittensDie December 04, 2009
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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