the weakest form of world of warcraft life possible to play the game, considered weaker than the unfamous claimed "critter" class. often mocked by other players throughout the game.
Twilidragon: im a ret paladin woohoo!!, ret paladins rule =D ima raid in all these flab tastic dungeons!
Kitina: hell nahh keep it ralls up in the game u weak piece of hardened shit.
Lanii: ROFL WHAT A WEAK PALADIN, A RET PALADIN
Twilidragon: =( i suck
by infamous kitina January 04, 2008
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One that is a complete nut job but is fun anyway...has opinions about anything and has fits on shit like people that power walk in shopko, and drives jeeps into ditches even though they were told not to do so. Has some great times just wandering around and listenin to some music about godzilla hopping around toyko.
Dude! He is so T-rets!
by Dirrtay March 31, 2008
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Ret is a devoted leader. He is good-looking and charming. He is one of the best, kind, and loving person out there. He’s always there for you when you’re feeling down. He is friendly to everyone he sees. As long as you’re not weird lol, he is a strong, optimistic person and always brings out the best in others.
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the front of the line telling people what to do? He’s kind of good looking.

Person 2: Oh that’s Ret
by robloxian3085 June 04, 2021
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the cutest, most aesthetic girl around. she knows what she’s doing.
omg, look at ret over there. she is perfect.
by RandomUserUwU November 17, 2020
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