Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.
by The Pirate of Pissants July 18, 2013
A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
by Hiness303 May 03, 2021
If a restaurant is going to bigoted against bigots, instead of saying no bigots, racists, or misogynists in this restaurant, or no bigot racist mysognist homophobe assholes allowed, they could have one restroom open for non bigot racist misogynist homophobes and non uptight folks, and another restroom for the bigots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, the bigot racist misogynist homophobes, and all other uptight people non mentioned but in a similar category so that they don't end up having to take a shit around each other. Getting rid of the uptight folks doesn't make your restaurant or your country less uptight, and it doesn't make any group more respectable either.
Nowadays there are no more whites only restrooms, just a non bigot wonderful human being restroom and a bigot scumbag asshole who will never pass for a human being no matter what they do restroom next to it. The bigots restroom will stay full of people who don't want to take a shit next to a nigger loving cocksucker gay rights activist, and the non bigots restroom will be full of people who don't want to take a shit around the abusive sexist Ku Klux Clan lynch mob next door, and still nobody will be happy with the outcome because people are people, they're assholes just like me.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
by Your Hentai Senpai June 16, 2017
when your girlfriend eats a bunch of tacos, shits them out, you put them in her vagina and eat her out while sitting in a Denny’s bathroom at 3am
You: hey got any napkins?
Friend: yeah I have some why?
You: I’m doing the Venezuelan Restroom with my girlfriend later
Friend: dang have some fun and can I have some of your leftover Denny’s if that’s not a problem?
Friend: yeah I have some why?
You: I’m doing the Venezuelan Restroom with my girlfriend later
Friend: dang have some fun and can I have some of your leftover Denny’s if that’s not a problem?
by makeamericagreatagain:) November 03, 2017