A wonderful fusion of sex and research that includes investigating a subject and getting hella kinky with it. Sex and simultaneous experimentation go hand-in-hand with resexerch. Topics include: whispering naughty things in Elvish, fucking real hard to angry Klingon, and literally anything else you can think of worthy of being researched and practiced mid-coitus.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.