1 ) To consistently update oneself on another person's facebook.

2) a nicer way to put that you're stalking someone.
I'm just doin' some research on his myspace. Look at these pictures of his baby momma!!!!
by Black Al July 19, 2008
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a fancy word for finding answers online
Hey did you do some research on that essay?

Ya man, I found a website with all the essay topics!
by skippyloverboy April 10, 2012
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speculation; what the emergent tree shrews of the blogosphere do as they push aside the source-checking, story-verifying, reality-worshipping dinosaurs of the mainstream media.
Recent research indicates that Barack Obama's ties to Al Qaeda have been corroborated. (Stephen Colbert)
by Shuzuluza December 29, 2007
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When you looking at porn so that you can become more educated about sex
Oh great she's doing research again that computer is going to be tied up for hours
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An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.

It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."
Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.
by Sanguivorant March 27, 2015
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1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.


Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.
by nuclearplants September 06, 2008
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To sneak around on your friends, ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends, enemies, etc. profile's on Facebook to find out what they have been doing.
Since I've been away at college I decieded to do some facebook research on my ex-boyfriend and I found out he took some girl out the other night.
by clh October 15, 2007
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