Urban Dictionary: Reroute

Top definition

1. When you want to break up with someone who won't get the hint so you do things that would make them want to break up with you.

Anna's boyfriend Todd wasn't getting the hint, so she rerouted him and told him she wanted to have 5 kids. Todd broke up with her immediately.

by ChanningWeldon March 09, 2019

Sep 11 Word of the Day

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

To deter a bitch from coming at you when he/she has no reason or grounds. #byebitch

Person 1: Are you wearing basket ball shorts at the club? How classy!
Person 2: Reroute. I didn't send for you.

by bossybottom October 30, 2015