The shade of blonde that Republicans have that is just different than liberal blonde. When you see a blonde republican person, you can tell that it is bleached in a southern small town. I will not elaborate

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.