the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units
Sometimes referred to as the parental units
by marianne9909 November 18, 2007
When one who smokes crack or other illicit substances rents out their car or means of transportation in exchange for the substance of their choice (usually crack).
Scotty couldn't give me a ride because he didn't have any money to get high and his crack dealer needed to make a few runs, so he used the car as a buddy rental.
by C rok January 11, 2018
When someone loans their car to a drug dealer in exchange for crack. Generally speaking, since drug dealers are not to be trusted, they fail to return the car later and the owner, who has now smoked up all the crack, calls the police to report the car stolen.
by Landric April 04, 2003
A movie deemed not good enough to see in the theatre, but worthy enough to be rented by means of a personal fulfillment.
Yeah, I didn't see Jennifer's Body in the theatre because the previews looked fuckin' lame... but it was a rental by principle because Megan Fox is such a sexpot! She can drop a Cleavland Steamer on my chest anyday!
by Mechanically Seperated Chicken July 31, 2010
The practice of buying a product one needs only for a short time, using it, then returning it for a refund.
'Every year for the Super Bowl my buddy buys a big-screen TV and returns it once the game's over.'
'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'
'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'
by AvengingRedHand January 07, 2014
The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.
by Mike Payne March 24, 2008
by Chris n Koren April 10, 2018

