A Rensche is the exact middle between redneck and siphisticed

Someone who always has a secret that means anyone who doesn't like them can go fuck themselves becuase she is the queen of all mankind. Everyone is her bitch since she is fancy enough to drink tee without hands.

Those who know a rensche's secret are immediately accepted into the cult of scientology or become her bae

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.