To be having sex vertically holding your girl up. Then jump as high as you can into the air landing perfectly in either hole on the ground. So you have two shots at a rendondo landing. Preferably done on or under a pier

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.