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Renato is the most amazing guy in the world. He's so incredibly handsome, and has the most perfect face ever. He makes all your days a trillion times better and always says the right things to make you feel better. When talking to him you can't help but have the biggest smile on your face. you could stare at his perfection all day. He has the most adorable smile and laugh. Any girl would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. Not only is he absolutely gorgeous, he's so intelligent! He's so dreamy, silly, smart, and overall perfection. His personality is absolutely amazing! He will be all you ever think about because well he's the greatest person ever! He's the guy of your dreams.
Renato is so perfect.
by nothankshmm June 03, 2013
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Good-looking, possess an attractive presence for womens, charming. Brazilian man knowen by having the world's best way on how to please a women.
Oh crap... He really takes after his father's face... I swear I'll kill you Renato!
by B. Sparrow October 19, 2010
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The most supportive friendly and kind friend. Very pretty and handsome. He makes People smile. He is a ray of sunshine like a golden shower. You probably jerk off to him or have once admit it. He is a sexy beast. Animal who runs where ever there is a forest. He is 22% better then you. And he can pull his foreskin back Also. He has a friend with a HUGE PENIS and you probably have the nudes.
I'm gonna rape Renato tonight.
Renato is very sexy.

Fuck you renato.
by Thegayfriend7 March 05, 2020
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an incredibly sexy brazilian man.
gay man: damn, that's a sexy piece of ass
hannah: yeah, that's renato!
by hannah ;) July 10, 2008
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When someone understates their athletic abilities.
How’s Max in tennis? He’ll never tell you but he’s a total Renato
by Aaotb13 July 18, 2020
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A scary rare Filipino monster, with horrible pimples. Its main diet consist of birds, & fish.
"Watch out for that Renato!"
by pimp091 May 01, 2010
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