The act of mimicking a snow angel pattern,while lying in bed trying to find your remote contol.

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.

Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.

Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.

When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.