"Hey Steve, since when did you start shining like such a remosine?"
"Oh, you remember when I broke my controller by rage-squeezing, causing shards to penetrate my skin and cause permanent nerve damage? All because a 9-year old beat me in FIFA? Yeah I decided to really make a change!"
"Oh wow, that's so inspiring!"
"Thank you! Little Billy will never bother anyone again, and the judge said if I behave like a remosine for 110+ years I might even get released early! So what are you in here for?"
"I doubted the legitimacy of a word definition on urban dictionary."
"Hater."

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz