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Remort- a) Regret the morning after sex

b) FUCK!

c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)
a) I had sex with a minger last night, now I feel great remort
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters
by ShadowJinx26 September 22, 2011
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A normal person engaging in retarded behaviors. Sometimes known as a "Linskey"
John just pee'd in Mike's mom's panty drawer... What a remort
by telecomslave October 26, 2010
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