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A Dutch name, normally given to beautifully looking people. Remco implies that a person is awesome.
I bet his name is Remco!
by PCFF January 20, 2011
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Japanese word meaning “a man who possesses an inexplicably large collection of children’s shoes, despite having no children of his own”.
That guy gives me the creeps
It's cool, he's just a Remco
by unknown-or-false September 29, 2016
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A Remco is a person who is completely mentally retarded. Not being able to speak in normal language.

Commonly found in Germany
He look, a german!
No, that's a Remco!
by Janeejanee February 17, 2010
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Remco is derived from the terms Remtard and Malco (mal co-ordinated).
It is the equivalent of calling someone a remtarded malco. Someone who is remedial, retarded and clumsy as shit.

Maltard can also be used.
"hey that retard just tripped up!"
"What a Remco."
by AC-JC December 20, 2006
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Its a Dutch word. It means: Someone who thinks he's good. But he isnt't. Its a typpical Dutch word. Where they say: "Wat een prutser, wat een remco!". Its like retard,loser in Dutch.
A: Do you see that guy moving around like a ape?
B: Yes, what a remco!
by Erwind1991 June 21, 2007
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A dutch name for a socially awkward man that likes to do art, has a bad sleep schedule and always feels like shit. Oh yeah he sits on discord for half his life.
That idiot is totally a Remco.
by 521Oatmeal August 28, 2020
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