Urban Dictionary: Reltne

Top definition

A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.

I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.

by Greyborzoi April 02, 2008

Jul 19 Word of the Day

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007

A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.

Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.

by Rionews September 11, 2003

An intense hard-on that stretches the skin on your body so much that you can't close your eyes.

My reltne lasted so long that I couldn't close my eyes and to to sleep.

by bank walker August 27, 2009

A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.

I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major reltne this morning

by BJ Brinkerhoff February 03, 2004