John: Yesterday I went to the store and bought some milk, by the way don't you hate it when bread gets soggy sometimes?
Mary: Why do you go off-topic like that? What happened in the store?
John: Oh Mary, stop being a Relephant.

The continuing existence of the trade in illegal ivory poaching is relephant to the fragile future of all African pachyderms

When you start dating someone, letting them know that you have AIDS is very Relephant!

Nevermind the bull we have in the china shop, here comes the relephant !