The continuing existence of the trade in illegal ivory poaching is relephant to the fragile future of all African pachyderms

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

John: Yesterday I went to the store and bought some milk, by the way don't you hate it when bread gets soggy sometimes?
Mary: Why do you go off-topic like that? What happened in the store?
John: Oh Mary, stop being a Relephant.

Nevermind the bull we have in the china shop, here comes the relephant !