Urban Dictionary: Release the kraken

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

by el_duderino_ March 18, 2010

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An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

by snotfistthedickish September 04, 2011

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Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 04, 2015

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Release the Kraken

Pseudonym for something one might do in a lift after a heavy night out and a curry.

Donald Trump won, release the Kraken.

* Donald Trump loses again.

by AdScribe November 27, 2020

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Release the Kraken

Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.

Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

by wezdog December 10, 2011

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release the kraken

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

by mattyfoureyes December 19, 2010

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to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.

John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.

by Thull March 16, 2010

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