Person 1: "Hey! It's too bad that you won't be able to party with us this weekend!"
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
by DrummR4GOD September 08, 2009
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by Johnnylovescake January 24, 2007
Chillin' out, kickin' back, coolin' off.
She's looking at him who's almost asleep. She: "That was some awesome sex! What are you doing?" He: "Just relaxating."
by Darlin' Dee February 21, 2008
The word relaxer means to straighten a back persons hair. It takes the kink and nappyness out of the hair, but it is greasy
by preppy princess April 23, 2005