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n. A person who puts a Copyright or Registered Trademark Symbol after everything they type, especially their name. Usually found on social profile sites such as Facebook or MySpace.

Guy A: "Dude, look at this girl, 'Jill ®'"

Guy B: "Holy Fuck I'm getting tired of these registards. like she's the only bitch in the world named Jill."
by Salifex February 06, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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