Everyone I've ever met that went to Regis University is an alcholic and a latent homosexual.
Jane: Boy, that John can't eat puss to save his life.

Athena: Of course he can't, he went to f'n Regis University!!!
by Tom Kaz January 22, 2007
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The secret society of the world's future.

They know where Waldo is hiding.
Regis High School is legit.
by RAWR...IAMADINOSAUR May 10, 2010
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The place where they train the future Evil rulers of the world.

They know what pi is. They just won't tell us.

They can talk to sheep.
Lex Luthor graduated from Regis High School.
by 748596 May 09, 2006
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When one's teeth are outrageously white that they look blue like Regis Philbin's teeth
"Damn Stacy! You have some out-regis teeth! Whatcha been usin'?"
by TamTam513 November 26, 2009
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An act of penetration that is so deep, your balls also go inside. Pioneered in Bognor Regis, UK.
Danny Chips: "Man, did you hear about Chloe? Greek proper smashed her Bognor Regis balls deep-style!"
by MonkeyMonkey1234 July 21, 2017
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Big black goon who pulls up on your block whenever you need it. You want help? Regis there. You want sum dick? Regis there.
Boy #1: Yo facker where my money @!!11!!
Boy #2: I dunno but u no gonna have it.
Boy #1: FARK YOU IM CALLING REGIS! *Calls regis* Yaw old black man come i nid money!111
Regis: Comin baby! *comes* Yo giv him le money
Boy #2: ok fine...
by coccsucc123 June 27, 2018
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A repressed homosexual that goes against everything their nation stands for
"Man, that Quebecois guy is such a Regi"
by Keisari December 11, 2019
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