Reet: to call someone a reet is calling sed person a complete fucking imbecile who is the epitome of just flat out retarded.
by Reetman123 July 15, 2020
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To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date
Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.
by R.M.A.Kukowski June 06, 2011
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by peowp April 15, 2020
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Philly slang for something gross, ugly, smelly, etc.
Bruh that jawn be stankin like a reet

Keisha farted and it smells like reet
by lil mag April 29, 2019
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reet is internet-slang for "retard"

Somebody extremely stupid, or dumb.
by jeffster2000 March 17, 2018
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Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier
I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
by Itteber May 21, 2019
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The first half of “retard” referring to the person as retarded.
“Yo Dave is pretty stupid huh?”

“You didn’t know that he’s a reet?”
by TripNip69 October 14, 2019
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