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When you can't decide is someone/thing is retarded or dorky.
John- " I am going to go skydiving and try to not open my chute until it is almost too late. Then I am going to have a date with my cat....wine and cheese"

Alyssa- "John, you are redorkted!"
by MysticDreamer31 May 05, 2010
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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