Two rednecks are sitting around talking, one redneck gets up and starts taking off his clothes and says, "Look baby I'm rednacked!"

Its hot in here I'm bout' to be rednaked!

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

The locksmith found her red-naked in the yard near the locked and wind slammed front door.