Rediets are sweet and funny. They are always obsessed with some kind of singer or music group. They love eating healthy things like salad and exercising and doing yoga. They binge watch youtube or netflix. They are always willing to try something new.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Rediet is such a nice and funny girl, and is awesome. her hair is so frizzy and great. She loves to eat salad and lettuce. She also loves cereal. Most of the time, she eats cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Don't get on her badside cause she will eat you like she eats her salad. Rediet can be said as Ready Yet, or Ready ate. Rediet's glasses make her not blind, but if you steal them, she is completely blind.

Computa nerd- jk red this is ariane in case you haven't guessed yet. Actually you might never see this........
To the point:

A Rediet is a computer nerd, who likes salad

A computer nerd that loves lettuce salad(consists entirely of lettuce) drenched in salad dressing.

A person who can sometimes be considered a hoe. This person is really nice and considerate but once you get on there bad side they can eat you up. This person can be ghetto and she can sometimes be a thot.