An introverted and emojiphobic person who spends way too much time on Reddit to gain virtual internet points because they can't get a girlfriend

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

a professional troglodyte who uses reddit in unhealthy amounts and gets hostile when someone disagrees with something they don't like

notorious for it's unfunny memes like "australia is upside down xD UPVOTED!!!!! reddit gold thanks kind stranger wholesome 100!!"

That Fatass with a Fedora, who won't shut the fuck up about facts we never asked.

virgins who think they are funny by repeating the same joke over and over again

a person who scrolls through Reddit everyday with nothing better to do with their life.
They are single and watch adult shows to try not to be depressed.

A person that often uses the popular website "Reddit", that also seems to think that they are better than everyone else, for example they seem to hate on popular things for horrible reasons, reasons could be: kids play the game, the game is popular, the website is not Reddit.

Websites/Games they hate: TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Roblox (sometimes), Fortnite (all the time), Five Nights at Freddys (sometimes, the only time they don't hate FNaF is when they are having nostalgia over it), basically any game that has a child audience, basically any website that is popular.

Websites/People/Games they love: Minecraft (I actually agree with this), Keanu Reeves, Pewdiepie, kids that play minecraft, Reddit, probably Hentai Haven, etc.